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radicalmuscle:

buzzfeed:

These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. 

Ok but lobsters are immortal?

Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off

You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.

Lobsters actually keep getting bigger each time they molt, almost without limit.

Somewhere, deep beneath the ocean is one who has managed to avoid death for thousands of years. Gigantic. And waiting.

Not sure if I should be frightened…or placing the largest butter order in history…

Yeah okay but WASPS

(Source: BuzzFeed)

itsakindofdalek:

thekingoftheandalsandthefirstmen:

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godblessameric:

mudboned:

levwiathan:

fuckboy2001:

vogue-pussssy:

"I miss you”
Is the nicest text you can receive

"i bought a monster truck"

"I have too much money you can have it"

"I got you pizza"

"tom hiddleston is driving to your house right now"

"tom hiddleston had too much money and so he’s driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that he got for you"

"…because he missed you."

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